Payroll Assistant (2014-2015)

Prior to advertising, is the closest thing to job-related normalcy I have ever achieved.

I sit in an office at a computer from 9-5, Monday to Friday. I convince them that I can do math (I can’t), and then proceed to stare at Excel spreadsheets for a solid year.

In the warmer months, there is a man who frequently comes to pee against the side of our building. He does so just outside the windows of the Payroll Office.

There are things I can’t unsee. I mean, did I....did I just get gayer?

It is 2015 and I sort of know how to use Excel, I guess? I dunno, the unwanted junk-show thing pretty much forced me to erase a lot of what happened in that year from my brain...