Fast Food Cashier (2007)

I witness the Great Nugget Fight of ’07.

From my perch against the cashier’s counter, I watch as a customer takes a nugget hit to the chest and two of our finest are terminated on the spot from their burger building posts.

The manager—exasperated by this chaotic turn of events—turns to me and imparts a universal fast food truth through gritted teeth…

It is 2007, and I have grudgingly acknowledged that if there is time to lean, there is time to clean.